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Comment: Heavy Burden

It’s tempting to analyze the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1v4ifzwxV1qav5oho1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyorker.tumblr.com/post/20355554278/comment-heavy-burden-its-tempting-to-analyze" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;newyorker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/talk/comment/2012/04/09/120409taco_talk_toobin" target="_blank"&gt;Comment: Heavy Burden&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s tempting to analyze the case in the context of election-year politics, to game out how Obama might be helped or hurt by the Court’s eventual decision. (Thumbs down on the act discredits the President with moderates—or, maybe, mobilizes his base. Thumbs up, maybe, does the opposite.) But the decision is a great deal more important than its immediate political aftermath. It’s about what the government can do, not just who runs it. If the Court acts in line with the sentiments expressed by the conservatives last week, it could curtail the policymaking options of Congress for a generation. An adverse decision on the Affordable Care Act could even jeopardize the prospects for conservative legislative priorities, like health-insurance vouchers or private retirement accounts in lieu of Social Security. It is simply not the Supreme Court’s business to be making these kinds of judgments. The awesome, and final, powers of the Justices are best exercised sparingly and with restraint. Their normal burdens of interpreting laws are heavy enough. No one expects the Justices to be making health-care policy any more than we expect them to be picking Presidents, which, it may be remembered, is not exactly their strength, either. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;- In this week’s issue, Jeffrey Toobin writes about the Supreme Court’s contempt for Congress: &lt;a href="http://nyr.kr/HCIJ7q" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nyr.kr/HCIJ7q" target="_blank"&gt;http://nyr.kr/HCIJ7q&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/20384363026</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/20384363026</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:41:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The War Against Youth - Esquire</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.esquire.com/print-this/young-people-in-the-recession-0412?page=all"&gt;The War Against Youth - Esquire&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/20354129161</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/20354129161</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:52:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What Happens When A 35-Year-Old Man Retakes The SAT?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5893189/what-happens-when-a-35 year old-man-retakes-the-sat"&gt;What Happens When A 35-Year-Old Man Retakes The SAT?&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/19637025122</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/19637025122</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 15:44:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Vytautas Mineral Water! It’s Earth’s Juice! NSFW</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nITLob098W8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Vytautas Mineral Water! It’s Earth’s Juice! NSFW&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/19347482606</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/19347482606</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:33:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>6 Things Rich People Need to Stop Saying | Cracked.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-rich-people-need-to-stop-saying/"&gt;6 Things Rich People Need to Stop Saying | Cracked.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Leave it to a humor site to get it right.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/18805074500</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/18805074500</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:06:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

This Is Also Funny, You Should Also Watch This of...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IEfNFrMBkBo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/18381082122/this-is-also-funny-you-should-also-watch-this-of" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This Is Also Funny, You Should Also Watch This of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; Speaking of &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive?feature=watch" target="_blank"&gt;Jimmy Kimmel Live!&lt;/a&gt;, last night’s special Oscar Edition produced another memorable skit, this one featuring Jimmy pitching OWN network show ideas to Oprah Winfrey. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The words “greatest show on television” get thrown around a lot these days. But if &lt;em&gt;Book Club Fight Club&lt;/em&gt; gets the green light, it will undoubtedly deserve them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive?feature=watch" target="_blank"&gt;jkl&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/18481865054</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/18481865054</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:02:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy 4th Birthday David!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywgv8VpgP1qb8s95o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywgv8VpgP1qb8s95o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywgv8VpgP1qb8s95o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywgv8VpgP1qb8s95o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywgv8VpgP1qb8s95o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywgv8VpgP1qb8s95o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy 4th Birthday David!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/17069415448</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/17069415448</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:11:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>20 Common Grammar Mistakes That (Almost) Everyone Makes | LitReactor</title><description>&lt;a href="http://litreactor.com/columns/20-common-grammar-mistakes-that-almost-everyone-gets-wrong"&gt;20 Common Grammar Mistakes That (Almost) Everyone Makes | LitReactor&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;No punctuation here!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/16871215186</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/16871215186</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:11:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Mass Incarceration and Criminal Justice in America : The New Yorker</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2012/01/30/120130crat_atlarge_gopnik?currentPage=all"&gt;Mass Incarceration and Criminal Justice in America : The New Yorker&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/16473139519</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/16473139519</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:44:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Finally, a crappy Doritos commercial that doesn’t suck.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3usaGfn7r0w?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Finally, a crappy Doritos commercial that doesn’t suck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/15308262522</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/15308262522</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:21:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Wired 11.09: The New Diamond Age</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.09/diamond_pr.html"&gt;Wired 11.09: The New Diamond Age&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Diamond semiconductors? Yes please!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/15297652386</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/15297652386</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 11:04:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Iowa: The Meaningless Sideshow Begins | Matt Taibbi | Rolling Stone</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/iowa-the-meaningless-sideshow-begins-20120103?print=true"&gt;Iowa: The Meaningless Sideshow Begins | Matt Taibbi | Rolling Stone&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/15255142748</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/15255142748</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:06:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/d044421cd6" width="400" height="266" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d044421cd6/drunk-history-christmas-with-ryan-gosling-jim-carrey-and-eva-mendes" title="from Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey, Eva Mendes, Derekwaters, JeremyKonner, Drunk History, Funny Or Die, Allan McLeod, and Ryan McNeely" target="_blank"&gt;Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/ryan_gosling" target="_blank"&gt;Ryan Gosling&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Merry Christmas Everyone!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/14681556823</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/14681556823</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:34:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Homemade Kringle? Yes please!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3u3jea1b1qb8s95o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Homemade Kringle? Yes please!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/14125027757</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/14125027757</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:59:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Of the 1%, by the 1%, for the 1% | Vanity Fair</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/society/features/2011/05/top-one-percent-201105"&gt;Of the 1%, by the 1%, for the 1% | Vanity Fair&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/13160123932</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/13160123932</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 11:09:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson from Mike Tyson </title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/4ecfd3a85f" width="400" height="266" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="from Mike Tyson, Scott Gairdner, Danny Jelinek, Funny Or Die, Joel Church Cooper, Kat Bardot, BoTown Sound, Ally Hord, Alex Richanbach, Anna Wenger, Erin Cantelo, and TLopezCepero" href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ecfd3a85f/herman-cains-campaign-promises-with-mike-tyson" target="_blank"&gt;Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/mike_tyson" target="_blank"&gt;Mike Tyson&lt;/a&gt; &lt;iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2F4ecfd3a85f%2Fherman-cains-campaign-promises-with-mike-tyson&amp;send=false&amp;layout=button_count&amp;width=150&amp;show_faces=false&amp;action=like&amp;height=21"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/12563347723</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/12563347723</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:12:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Eat That Toast!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts62thJWS1qzpwi0o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/12032686003/eat-that-toast" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://eatthattoast.com/2011/10/generation-gap/" target="_blank"&gt;Eat That Toast&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/12055466672</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/12055466672</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:46:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>what is this i dont even?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts5tjUFvm1qb8s95o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;what is this i dont even?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://timandvalerie.com/post/12032551173</link><guid>http://timandvalerie.com/post/12032551173</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 10:34:31 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

